Monday, March 31, 2008
The Grand Duchy of Bingbongtang"have you been checked for BBT?"
UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:Below Average
Location: no longer in oosilabongkongkamalaunisilamo that's for sure.
Regional Influence: Minnow
The Grand Duchy of Bingbongtang is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.942 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales industries.
Public nudity is compulsory, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space, and manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bingbongtang's national animal is the squamous elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the golgi apparatus.
Bingbongtang is ranked 50th in the region and 1,409th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
i'm really sorry if this article seems out of place.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
baooga warning got pictures, press stop if your com is as pok as mine
I hope you all been well!
So nice to see that this blog is still alive with so many new posts!
Seeing how huiwen posted account details, i couldn't resist logging in!
I tried to login only once! Really!
I am Zong Yi! I hope you all remember me! Your classmate! (refer to Fig. 1)
latest achievements include solving rubik's cube, retaking gp, signing up for driving test (Btt is also a driving test.)
I now work behind the zoo,
the one where some monkey escaped a few months ago and go orchard road.
Duties to Singapore have kept me away from my dear 78
Yesterday or few weeks ago, i met Chuan Yuan.
He look very sad, i think its cos he never catch Mas Selamat after searching the whole week.
I got nothing to say because i was on the bus too.
Then he tell me "05 Jul 08 class birthday! Go do something about it." He say it on saturday.
So i tell you all now, please keep 05 Jul 08 free.
People are planning (going to) nice surprise!
Please try to keep it free.
I think those UK ppl are having summer holiday,
hope you guys will be in town to celebrate this joyous occasion.
To those who won't be back then; like cihan who recently left us? sorry cannot send you off,
we will remember you and send you happy photos! (refer to fig. 2)
And Congrats to our dearest CTutor who just recently produced another NS-liable boy! Hurray!
And our wonderful Chem Tutor is due to produce little baby girl in a while,
I would like to nominate Low Ting Fu to become our maternity-matters liason
and to organise a hospital visit.
disclaimer: photos are for candid purposes; pro photo ppl like glori, please do not flip
Fig. 1 Handsome guy and other guy
Fig. 2, HI154: From left, Chieh Hwee, Weixuan, David, Zong Yi
Fig. 3, Whoa what's this?
Fig. 4, 5, Hello!
Fig. 6, Jolly good fellow
Fig. 7, Yyy with handsome guys
Fig.s 8 to 10, Miss you guys!
new account for our blog (:
i painstakingly created a new account for this blog (had to sign in and out numerously). so errr, those who doesnt have access to this blog can now sign in with this account and blog something in here (:
have fun (:
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
I wonder how many of you still remember what this means:
I suddenly thought of it during a random conversation with yings.
All our nations died after A levels.
when reality lured us away from virtual reality.
girls in saris with mr gow!!
Take a peek at some!
Flickr login details see above.