Tuesday, May 15, 2007
NEW REPORT: Word from our Temasek ambassadors ...
Ho ho, Greetings from the exotic ancient ruins of Temasek.
"Woottsikida dong dong bang!"
(we are pleased to visit your fine country of Singapore)
"que que ding dong bang tongtang yang ong ong hing"
(it has taken us a lot of courage to venture out of our time and space to visit Singapore, and we gladly have made a worthwhile trip)
"king kong kang tong ding dang dang dang DUNG!!! mi mo sutihalanalagihiji WALA!"
(we have discussed amongst our senior fishermens and village elders last night, and made grave decision"
"poing poing ding ding yangoung rarareh rae rae rong *ble QUESTA! MOEHONG moehing moeha!"
(we would like to ask of you one favour, and if you do not grant us this favour we will do it by force!)
"iii iiididid yaaaaaaaa! HING ! bababababa kin kong dang tang weerotion"
(we want all your NS men to come back with us to our time and space to build Temasek into Singapore within 3 days!)
"yida yilang yihong ta kooong keeeEEEE!"
(we understand that you have been nice to us, but we are not nice people in the first place, so we dont care)
(so please hand over your NS men to go back to Temasek with us! )
RUN RUN, NS boys! RUN!! or you'll be caught and sent to Temasek! the Singapore Government has officially legalised AWOLness. In fact, it is strongly encouraged!
Girls, continue working and waiting for university. The Temasek people aren't interested in us
END OF NEWS REPORT
Temasek erm, no.. Singapore.. eh? Temasek..
on Channel News Asia
girls in saris with mr gow!!
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